A few months ago- back in May to be exact- I made the big move. No, not from Michigan to Hawaii (I wish). Nor did I decide to run a marathon (though I am up to two miles/day at an impressive 18 minute per mile). I’m not running for public office. I didn’t learn how to cook an exotic meal like Coriander Meatloaf With Cilantro Pesto, Tomato Jam And Grilled Zucchini And Onions – I can barely pull together a simple meatloaf; nor did I sign up for baton lessons. What I did will make millions of people cheer, though for the life of me, I can’t figure out why:

I bought a Mac computer to replace the IBM I’ve been using all these years.